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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I bokep was kept awake all night bokep by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if memek I should offer to perform porn an exorcism.

When I mentioned bokeh bokep the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn crot porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance crot the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn porn when a porn woman is crot genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they bokeh could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University porn of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as crot ‘copulatory crot vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, bokep crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It bokep was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ memek Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The crot only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn porn where loud always equals better.

As a memek woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours memek complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you memek should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a memek certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the porn need to advertise. But if memek you’re not, memek then men should crot take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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