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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so crot loudly that I wondered if bokep I should offer to perform an exorcism.

bokep When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist bokep the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an crot ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from bokeh the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – bokep the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t bokeh measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile porn male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about bokeh manners crot and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as crot crot ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing bokeh line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a bokep demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from crot Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling bokep drowned bokeh out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract bokeh a certain kind crot of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan porn and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I bokep can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best porn sex may just be bokep the quietest.


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