I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching memek so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
bokeh When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms bokeh of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as memek ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on. crot ‘ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need memek to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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