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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I porn was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable crot French word for porn caterwauling) to the memek receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women crot know memek and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine bokep intimacy. And crot when a bokeh woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male porn ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly bokep confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally crot on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic bokeh decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone bokeh to what they described as ‘copulatory memek vocalisation’ in porn order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

crot A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the porn greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a crot bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At bokeh Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda crot Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they crot were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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